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!!!NEWS FLASH!!! - Merik vs. The Naughty Sorceress - Round 2!
Department: Front Page
After faring horribly against the NS in a battle of words on Radio KoL Saturday, Merik claimed that he would battle the sorceress in a penguin suit to humiliate her for calling him a bad DJ. Naughty Sorceress seemed mildly unimpressed though.
Prima Vera Angelhair, a collegue of Merik and the moderator for the "discussion" (which really was a two hour run of boasting and name calling), suggested that there may be sexual tension between the two, as most of the discussion topics were of the opponents genitalia. During the show, PVA pointed out that he thought a battle with the NS would turn in Merik's favor, even with the penguin suit.
That same day, KWE was televised for the first time ever. During the event, owner Mac Mahon weighed in on the situation.
"Now, the sorceress is a gem of a lady, and to hear her treated like that? Well, I just had to do something about it."
And do something, he did. Mac Mahon demanded that the radio DJ not only fight the most evil woman in the kingdom naked, but also that he retire his familiar for the bout. To make matters worse, Merik is a lover not a fighter, and thusly has no combat related skills. Merik was quoted as saying, "I'll have to use my sexynes. And my poor spelling skills."
The people on the street are showing favor in the Naughty Sorceress. Bets are being made (more on the NS than Merik) and Saturday is still just a few days away. Neither the NS nor the DJ could be reached. An admin level member of Teh Club said that he was out getting ready.
The fight is scheduled for Saturday, Martinus 7th, at 2pm. It will be shown live on KNN, and Prima Vera Angelhair will be announcing via Radio KoL.
Department: Front Page
After faring horribly against the NS in a battle of words on Radio KoL Saturday, Merik claimed that he would battle the sorceress in a penguin suit to humiliate her for calling him a bad DJ. Naughty Sorceress seemed mildly unimpressed though.
Prima Vera Angelhair, a collegue of Merik and the moderator for the "discussion" (which really was a two hour run of boasting and name calling), suggested that there may be sexual tension between the two, as most of the discussion topics were of the opponents genitalia. During the show, PVA pointed out that he thought a battle with the NS would turn in Merik's favor, even with the penguin suit.
That same day, KWE was televised for the first time ever. During the event, owner Mac Mahon weighed in on the situation.
"Now, the sorceress is a gem of a lady, and to hear her treated like that? Well, I just had to do something about it."
And do something, he did. Mac Mahon demanded that the radio DJ not only fight the most evil woman in the kingdom naked, but also that he retire his familiar for the bout. To make matters worse, Merik is a lover not a fighter, and thusly has no combat related skills. Merik was quoted as saying, "I'll have to use my sexynes. And my poor spelling skills."
The people on the street are showing favor in the Naughty Sorceress. Bets are being made (more on the NS than Merik) and Saturday is still just a few days away. Neither the NS nor the DJ could be reached. An admin level member of Teh Club said that he was out getting ready.
The fight is scheduled for Saturday, Martinus 7th, at 2pm. It will be shown live on KNN, and Prima Vera Angelhair will be announcing via Radio KoL.
